After dominating sales of smartphones, tablets, and other electronics, Apple is reportedly secretly designing its first car, code-named Titan.
Here are some features of Apple’s rumored car:
● Windshield features four times as many pixels as reality
● Full vertical integration with Apple Gasoline
● Driver prompted to sign into iCloud before each gear shift
● Compatible with most major roads
● Recommends new driving speeds based on user’s past favorites
● Sleek, unobtrusive airbags
Hit the link below for the Onion's full set of Apple Car features...