"I don't blame him considering the absurd excuses that modern cuMicrosoft churned out that ended playing themselves when they made a big deal about shit no one would be desperate to argue about. What I'm talking about is when they made "ads" that were nothing more than sell outs about the so-called advantages they thought the Nokia had over iPhone, like when they insulted Siri and underestimate how much she does especially from what charts say about her in comparison to cortana, or offend iPhone by not having any color (no I'm not joking). The list goes on, but long story short this is how the Nokia died and this era of shitty excuses was years after Gates stepped down. On a side note, I miss the times when we used to see him and Jobs being friends. What happened to that?"
"Who would've thought that someone could make material for a video out of nicknames for a product. From what he has concluded though, this isn't a cheese grater we thought it would be, so instead I'll call it a shower drain or a sifter."
"Proving how not garbage it is yet again. At this point, Muk fuk is grasping straws for any excuse churned out of him because he has no life to gullibly blind others. Just look at the old Apple Watch articles if you're unfamiliar with him. Talk about tantrum troubles."