Three Years Ago This Comic Predicted Apple Would Invent a Microsoft Surface-Like iPad in 2015

Three Years Ago This Comic Predicted Apple Would Invent a Microsoft Surface-Like iPad in 2015

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A HijiNKS ENSUE comic from three years ago, predicted that Apple would 'invent' an iPad that was similar to the Microsoft Surface.

The comic entitled "Surface Tension" has Microsoft fuming in 2012 that "in three years when Apple copies this, you cockwads will think it's genius!"

Check out the comic below and let us know what you think in the comments!

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Three Years Ago This Comic Predicted Apple Would Invent a Microsoft Surface-Like iPad in 2015
Nat - September 14, 2015 at 5:08pm
Oh you guys never fail to make my day. Keep it up while you can! You think you have what it takes to be so desperate to fool me? Who hired you to do such an act? I go to every article to say what I think like you do, yet you break out a crap load of but hurt just to prove what you think is happening. It's all mind games to you buddy! Nothing but nonsensical myth parasite you take a shit about and yet you keep coming back to achieve more of that than you can possibly imagine? All of you are the reason why I am here because you want to keep diminishing your minds from lying about the false truth you wish to believe and that goes to iDevice slow to. In other words, brainwashed like a Samsung fanboy trying to prove yourselves the false advertising you wish would exist out of your ass! It takes a contagious disgusted prick ass to know one! You have to be one to understand it anyway with non educated unworthy godforsaken stereotypical syndrome spewing soul e world has every had to experience who has no idea what to claim real English in the first place yet you go out of your way just to show how much of a wannabe smart ass you think your going to achieve! I have a life that doesn't involve coming back here just to prove one person wrong , slack crap! It's called accepting what you really are why you are here and continue to be until you finally realize how much basement time you wasted in your life less cave scrapping as much diarrhea and mold it into these gimmicks! Claiming yourself what has already been proven anyway believe it or not continues to show what has been said about you! You keep making me roll my ass off the floor that even God would even understand! Pray for a life you wish you had in the first place, but all was wasted until you brought your mind numbing midget acting crap loaded c-men sculptured gullible disabled ass here in the human race ever! Just from judging that alone, your soul will rot just like unused waste lie ing in the sewers where you took these ranting lessons where your scrapped scuffed rotten throbbing home can die in scraps like you that costed a maggot pile to possibly pay for! Not a single smart and I mean smart human can realize whoever the hell you were even if you were smart before downgrading to a shit smothered c*m stained mentally challenged deranged Jewish crap about you are your hipsterish nonsense over what you wish iPad Pro was in the first place. Those gimmicks of yours and you in general can be shoved up the ass until it sets a flashback about why you became the biggest joke ever existed that used to be smart about knowing the difference between this and smart that shows where your dimension is where you try to shove it down our throats like we will ever admit unproven lie! Slack Crap, That's how the truth is all because you decided not to accept iPad Pro and think it's going to fail already and wish it was that way no matter how far you think you judge iPad Pro just by looking at it with your smothered blind blood shot eyes all because of this fck up you became! This is why we see so many bums, kids in Africa starving, and possibly creating an apocalypse for you and the rest because of you disabled gullible fckers trying to help ruin the world for all we know! (In other words, it makes you the master of any delusional of any number one rotten uneducated wannabe crap a lot out there) that just stare down a product and judge without any effort of proving, comparing, or explaining why nothing is good in the first place against an over achievable golden standard innovating killer tablet iPad Pro has ever been in history from a company that cares about customers and has the face of Steve jobs that lies in them, but you on the other hand have the face of a zombie that sums up what it takes to become you! Hell I would burst out of laughter in the entire dimension where everyone will know that these rants of your show how much you keep draining your mind and the senseless comebacks to know how much of a disabled whiny asswipe you will forever to be and still see that after your death! They will probably also mention how much your family used to drop shove you for all the failures of your education that went to the sewers and also reveal where you grew up after they gave you up for how much of a complete demented dick you became and may even also award you for all your hard work doing so all because of judging a groundbreaking quality iPad Pro that also helped prove why it's called 'Pro' and how you will never see it and in fact your so-called friends that were once friends can even see it more than you and still can't even learn from that either! HARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHARHAR If you say you have a life, then you really don't because you want to screw yourself to death until you become nonexistent in which you will eventually will and continue to show your senseless act is becoming more of a could've would've should've wannabe claims goings below -100% sense making. Go back to your dimension already you god forsaken Jew! Just go back to where you were raised like a complete gullible shit you always will be where nothing you can do is ever good, no one will ever knew you ever lived, and no one will know to remember you the guy you were once were as if you were never born in existence anyway! Oh wait, you didn't have any friends, life, or education anyway so nothing achieved for you, just myths pulled out of your dreams and turned int ow hat you wish for never ever coming true and that's final! And if anyone finds you back in your dimension, they'll never know who was lying in the lazy ass place of yours because they'll never know who the guy lying in there even resembles! No one will ever want you anyway for the most careless ignorant self centered pile of crap in the human race nor will they ever give you a chance for or neither will they ever knew what they just did with you. It's like they knew it was a dream to like your existence! @idevice slow no one has turned shit into what I mentioned until you decided to rant about what you thought happened and is now getting the truth about what was just summed up to you to! I come here just to prove you a reality check, then you make all hell break loose when you sink to a newer level of disabled autistic people thinking I am the one to blame here, or just whine it off by ignoring what I have mentioned in detail countless times about you! I know all apple because I always see them succeed ever year is about the same. There's a reason we have foreshadowing, gullible fool, why do you think I se iPad as a real 'Pro'? Plus you're the one who's talking like nonsensical demented midget minded grammar. It's too much for you to handle, yet you just want the last laugh and it's never going to come just like everything else you expected! You're nothing but a downright broken crippled ugly hypocritical freak who is just jealous then whines like a tattle teller just to prove what he wishes to happen and that's the perfect example of what you is! A new definition of blind, deaf, and defending myths than ever before in the human race! The all time low of ignorant disabled dream pulling shit who false advertises everything compared to a virus attack in which you might as well be one since it's comment bait for you! Keep on dragging out nonsensical humor and parodies out of your ass all you want 24/7, but this drama demented drueling democracy is beyond lying like anyone will believe it immediately like claiming an incorrect math question to show how much of a smart ass wannabe you keep achieving to be that millions out there won't be fooled by this bull shit. You state what you wish and judge by what you thought it was. That's not opinion, that's saying what you think will happen. I was stating my opinion until you went fully overstated against my honest statements! That's how it works unlike your race in tricking anyone that will swallow shit just to be outsmarted in the end. It isn't working for me because I'm much smarter than you see! Take these hints lying here for you to understand before you end up like the guy who's becoming nonexistent than ever before you become him to. The only way you can keep what you wish to continue to be is by accepting what you continue to be until you learn to finally fck off even at the last minute of your life! Your wasted shit is helping others out there trying to make th apocalypse come sooner than expected all because of chances you don't try to give, but if that's how it works for you, so be it like a god forsaken uneducated basterd and crawl into the dimension of void where the guy above is waiting for you to crawl back to where you two took lessons from! I worry about your relatives, fiends, family, and whoever still may have hopes for you out there hoping you still have some smart decisions to make because you choose to keep coming back here to get screwed back to back to back until you know nothing no more! Otherwise, they'll regret the crap pile loaded rotten soul they brought you into which explains why you still are here! Do them a favor and turn back and forget this ever happened, or rest in piss you mind numbing brainwashed autistic shit!
Nat - September 14, 2015 at 6:17pm
Then what makes you think I'm a Prick then in the first place? Another thing to mention is no one is going to bother to prove shit like trying to claim why you thought existed because you have no proof but me! That's why you always pull shit and hoard it right out of your ass trying to make it exist to begin with for some loaded crap like you! I have a life because I take the time to know what I am saying even if it means writing a lot. Think about it like drawing on paper against me writing a book as big as the endless dimension. That shows the effort and prove I use that goes to show how you rush shit and don't have time to even fight back enough! I do this on the go business because I am rich and I travel unlike some people still hiding locked away like a prisoner who think they can skyrocket above me level once again, dreaming like a wannabe! You're such a dunce who loves to play cat and mouse. You don't do anything until I do and you try to follow my lessons of being wherever I a, now even if you bother to try to hunt me down! To be fair, no one gives a crap about you as I mentioned! I dare you to read what was concluded about you. Missing out on that like missing out on fun you would have had, but that's ok. I don't give a damn about what you do or whoever the fck cares about this wimpy washed up deranged obesity breakout syndrome you are shoving what you're made of down your throat desperate for attention by using most of what you have in your daily life and use it as the most useless unaffective replies anyone would ever laugh about for years to come trying to make up every last excuse possible just to praise himself over an innovative groundbreaking creative mind blowing iPad Pro and is too jealous about it if not too but hurt and does what he can to trick every innocent soul into falling for his biggest lies every written! That is anything but shit or ghetto compared to you! If you're so whiny and bratty about it, why don't you do yourself a favor and show me what you can do about it? Oh wait, you can't because the only thing you make it turd dropped in your mouth every time I prove what iPad Pro is and blindly ignorant that you don't have knowledge of how to fight back against a tablet made by a company that can innovate faster then a turd being spewed out by you! The same old gimmick of what people said about the iPad is the same outdated rant they recycle and can think of anything better to excuse quality over quantity here and that's the effort you put into this nonsensical shit of yours. You shouldn't be eating breath judging something you're too deaf and blind to understand difference here just like understanding you in general! That says a a lot here so fck your ass somewhere else or keep getting it screwed billions of times you thick shit! No one listens to your wannabe excuses here nor will they bother to comprehend that crap against reality here like complete loaded steaming crap. Go crawl into hell where you can rest in piss for all eternity that no one will ever know what happened to. The world will appreciate this favor they want you to do for such a lonely midget scrawny disabled mentally challenged infected crippled crap!
The iDevice Pro - September 14, 2015 at 7:03pm
Ok, Nat that does it. Time to put you in your place. You talk all this stuff like you are some kind of know-it-all dev/engineer/police, let's see how much you really know you wanna-be. You wanna keep calling me "slow"? Little boy, I've earned the name "Pro", and have been doing this stuff since 2007, when the fruit company actually made stuff that mattered. Your minimal user-based knowledge means nothing to me. This talk of using this device paired with another one to accomplish so and so to make the iPad "Pro" do what it should do all by itself like you are some expert is just pure nonsense, much like your use of the English language. You say you know all this stuff and are such an expert, but I bet you don't even know what shell is. Do you even know how to use a mobile terminal app, or what it can really do? How about writing in Cocoa, Swift, or even Python? You're such an expert, but can you tell me what BL3.9 and BL4.6 were used for? Ever flashed a baseband to 6.15.00 and then to 5.13.04? Do you even know why you would want to do those flashes? Ever exploited another device using only your iPhone, mobile terminal, a few local files and ssh, no computer used at all? Do you even know what ssh is? Can you tell me why an activation lock can be removed from an A4 device, but not any other device via local exploit , and how to do it? Of course you haven't, and of course you can't. You are a wannbe. Let me get my hands on your web address and I'll show you who is the Pro and who is slow, little boy. I'll PWN you and make all of your devices useless. I would pay good money to share a network with you for just 10 minutes. Then we'd see who was slow. You see, the difference between you and I is that I understand these devices, and you simply use them. When I say the iPad "Pro" is garbage, you had better believe that it is. It has no edge over the latest model iPad in usability. It is a waste of time and money, much like you are a waste of skin. You're barking up the wrong tree, little boy. If you were wise, you would listen to the opinions and thoughts of an accomplished dev instead of talking your childish drivel all the time. But we all know that wise is the last thing you are, so stew in your useless knowledge and bathe in loneliness, because that's all you'll ever have besides your worthless devices which you don't even truly understand.
The iDevice Pro - September 14, 2015 at 7:14pm
By the way, @Nat. Feel free to email me at theidevicepro at yahoo dot com. I could show you a few things...lol
cdiazff - September 14, 2015 at 7:38pm
Hahaha, at the end of the day you ain't worth fighting and talking shit too. Just like my pal down there said at the end of the day you are just using the iPad you don't understand the concept and how to run basically anything! Because you are just a worthless piece of shit that will never truly understand the meaning of how technology runs behind the screen. You base yourself off the pure specifications sheet which at the end of the day mean shit.. so if in the specification sheet it mentioned that the iPad has the ability to suck your dick at around 5mph would you buy it? Just because it says that? well me I would not because I have a lady that always sucks it but to you well since you can't ever have a normal life with a lady cause you are unattractive piece of shit of a prick well you probably would. I bet if the specs even said It is the best device to hack anybody it's the most professional device to ever hack any single system you'd buy it wouldn't you? They manipulate you and make you buy shit when first of all you aren't going to be able to use it because you don't know jack shit about it. Specifications don't mean shit because they make you think it's the shit by telling you and showing you all the things it can do and well I wanna see you try and do everything it does. But guess what you cant! You only use it like a 3 year old would cause that's all you KNOW HOW TO DO! you don't know how to code it write apps for and do all the programming shit like we both do cause at the end of the day I am a developer as well and a well known programmer. So shut the fck up already and get the fck out of here cause if anything our recommendations and comments are much more valuable than your piece of shits of "IPAD PRO IS THE GREATEST IPAD EVER" No it is not! It is shit! and this company is LOOSING ITS INNOVATION AND CREATIVITY AND ABILITY TO CREATE THE BEST TECHNOLOGY OUT THERE! Just watch when I create the next big thing I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND I WILL PERSONALLY MAKE YOU THE LAUGHING STOCK OF THE CENTURY! WITH YOUR DUMB BULLSHIT RETARTED ASS MIND WAY OF THINKING! aint nobody trying to make you believe shit. you're just a retarted ass that wants US TO BELIEVE you are filthy rich and only TRAVEL. Yeah I believe you travel from stop light to stop light asking people for money cause you some poor bastard that can barely afford shit. you're probably even sucking dickks for money you poor bastard. get the fck out of here seriously already. like I said no one here likes you bro,. seriously. get a hint NO ONE and I mean NO ONE wants your ass here.
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