Crazy Stoned Woman Goes Topless and Starts Screaming in the Apple Store

Crazy Stoned Woman Goes Topless and Starts Screaming in the Apple Store

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A celebrity Q&A at the SoHo Apple Store was interrupted yesterday when a crazy stoned woman took off her top, stood on a chair, and started screaming, reports Gizmodo.

Matt Bomer, a star actor in USA's White Collar, was at the store to promote the show and answer fan questions. Lori was at the store to see Bomer and writes an account of what happened.

Went to go see Matt Bomer at the Soho Apple store - he's promoting the second part of the third season of White Collar, premiering tomorrow. Cristen and I sat in the back on the side. This older blonde woman with a drawn on mustache sat next to Cristen, and she REEKED of marijuana.

Midway through the thing, she TAKES OFF HER TOP, stands on a chair, completely topless, and starts screaming about how she is the naked paparazzo and how we should all go visit her website and see her drag queen friends perform blahblahblah.

Cristen was hiding in my lap because this lady was right next to her, and Matt Bomer had this insanely giddy grin on his face and is squealing THIS IS THE BEST THING TO HAVE EVER HAPPENED IN MY CAREER!!!!!!!!

He also proceeded to bring it up at every chance he possibly could throughout the rest of the night. ONLY IN NYC, MY FRIENDS. ONLY IN NYC.

You never know what you'll see when visiting the Apple Store. You might even spot a horse.

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Crazy Stoned Woman Goes Topless and Starts Screaming in the Apple Store

texinthecity - January 19, 2012 at 6:09pm
oh please. big baby. grow a set. it's NYC. people are performing all the time. artists are not all crazy. she isn't crazy but rather more ballsy and talented than you will ever be in your stupid, vapid spoiled, sheltered white hipster world. also, just because she is older than you (apparently, who isn't?) doesn't make her resorting to calling her 'old' is just a simpleton's answer. she wasn't stoned. you can't do what she did and be stoned. she was focused, which to me is the anti-thesis of being stoned. right? so get your story straight. to copy your oh-so-unoriginal phrase, i think it's YOU who is "blahblahblah" so maybe try to find your balls. clearly this woman has more than you do.
Joe Cole - January 19, 2012 at 1:50pm
Come on iClarified, videos or this didn't happen!
Dave - January 19, 2012 at 7:41am
Wow, that is one crazy chick!
Phil - January 18, 2012 at 9:00pm
Looks like Unlock's wife (he wishes).
Big Black Azz - January 18, 2012 at 8:17pm
Now that's how you do marketing! Some one took a page out of the holy Apple marketing bible
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