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Apple iPad Rejected By Top Universities

Apple iPad Rejected By Top Universities

Posted April 16, 2010 at 7:39pm · 5 comments · Add Comment
deeply desired
deeply desired - April 17, 2010 at 8:24am
There's a movement in progress to flood the IT department at these schools with plastic blue-colored replicas of testicles, with iPad insignia. Any support for the blue ball brigade can be forwarded to the following email address: holy@fucking.shit
eyehateeyes
eyehateeyes - April 17, 2010 at 8:20am
Honest comment: I think these schools should expel all students under a 4.95 GPA. That was not a typo. There's no sense in being inconsistent after all? A new technology that their old shit cant cope with? Well then fuck students who cant make the 99th percentile too!
too heavy to carry
too heavy to carry - April 17, 2010 at 8:09am
My win95 computer has an outstanding 56k connection (which hits 38k regularly!) When i bought an iPad, i called apple support for connectivity issues. In the end i decided to BURN MY ENTIRE HOUSE TO THE GROUND and CARVE HALF OF MY LEFT CHEEK FROM MY DAMN FACE ...Oh yeah, i also bought things from the SAME GODDAMNED CENTURY as the device i was interested in. P.S. i also bought GASOLINE for the first time for the, well, whatever it's called with seats in my "garaje?" BICYCLES BE DAMNED!
male_hen_hunger
male_hen_hunger - April 17, 2010 at 8:16am
Really? How about the people who inflict cancer upon themselves with cigarettes? Well i suppose biological/technological incompatibility is enough to INTENSELY RESEARCH THE SKILLS REQUIRED TO BE THIS FUCKING DUMB, and SKILLFULLY attack marlboro/Apple, in response no? A gun to the head is the guns fault, as well, for the uninformed. Suggestion about your age transition: remove your ex-husband from the trunk. There are techniques to identify bodies that weren't available **IN BIBLE TIMES***** Oh yeah, a note to the universities: I HIGHLY RECOMMEND CONDEMNING APPLE BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN INABILITIES TO COPE WITH THE DEVICE. I'd hate to see common sense, that'd be a tragedy!!!!
Joe Cole
Joe Cole - April 16, 2010 at 11:55pm
Here's hoping Harvard & Notre Dame join the list.
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