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7 Confessions Of An Apple Mac Specialist

Posted April 28, 2008 at 10:16am by
The Consumerist has obtained some interesting inside Apple information that they are calling, "7 Confessions of an Apple Mac Specialist."

Here are the 7 Confessions:


7. iPods have two fixes. Resetting and Restoring.
6. We have 4 things that we will try to sell you when you purchase a computer.
5. If you have a return outside of the return policy we will most likely take care of you.
4. We do not know ANYTHING about when some product will come out.
3. Apple Employment: If you want full-time, do not get into this company.
2. Why we will ask you for your e-mail at checkout.
1. If you fill out the survey and rank us 6 or lower, a manager will call you the same day or the next, corporate policy.

7 Confessions Of An Apple Mac Specialist
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