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ONION News: Apple iPhone 3GI Only Visible to Loyal Customers

ONION News: Apple iPhone 3GI Only Visible to Loyal Customers

Posted July 29, 2009 at 2:33pm by iClarified · 8026 views
The ONION is reporting that Apple's new iPhone 3GI is only visible to most loyal of customers.

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In a move expected to revolutionize the mobile device industry, Apple launched its fastest and most powerful iPhone to date Tuesday, an innovative new model that can only be seen by the company's hippest and most dedicated customers.

"I am proud today to introduce to those who really, truly deserve it, our most incredible iPhone yet," announced Apple CEO Steve Jobs, extending his seemingly empty left palm toward the eagerly awaiting crowd. "Not only is this our lightest and slimmest model ever, but as any truly savvy Apple customer can clearly see, it's also the most handsome product we've ever designed."

The packed auditorium, which had been listening to Jobs in hushed reverence for several minutes, then erupted into applause, with hundreds of men and women suddenly jumping to their feet and shouting, "I can see it!" "Look, there it is!" and "God, it's so beautiful!"
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*Note: This is a satirical news article and not a real device.

ONION News: Apple iPhone 3GI Only Visible to Loyal Customers

ONION News: Apple iPhone 3GI Only Visible to Loyal Customers
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thinkgreen216
thinkgreen216 - July 30, 2009 at 4:37pm
Oh this is just great! I cant get my iPhone 3Gi to sync up with my 2nd generation MacBook Wheel! Its been a great computer until now. If you haven't had an opportunity to play with one check out the press release on it here http://www.theonion.com/content/video/apple_introduces_revolutionary
aznbimmer
aznbimmer - July 29, 2009 at 5:25pm
The "i" in the 3gi stands for invisible =)
Thinkgreen216
Thinkgreen216 - July 29, 2009 at 3:52pm
I just got mine in the mail today and I love it! Im just waiting for the Dev Team to hack it. Apparently their having problems because not everyone on the team can see it!
Razzterror
Razzterror - July 30, 2009 at 1:31pm
Its actually a new layer of security for anti-jailbeaking. the phones goes permanently invisible if tried to jailbreak.
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