Features of the Apple Car [The Onion]

Features of the Apple Car [The Onion]

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The Onion, a parody news site, has announced some of the features of the rumored Apple Car.

After dominating sales of smartphones, tablets, and other electronics, Apple is reportedly secretly designing its first car, code-named Titan.

Here are some features of Apple’s rumored car:
● Windshield features four times as many pixels as reality
● Full vertical integration with Apple Gasoline
● Driver prompted to sign into iCloud before each gear shift
● Compatible with most major roads
● Recommends new driving speeds based on user’s past favorites
● Sleek, unobtrusive airbags

Hit the link below for the Onion's full set of Apple Car features...

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Features of the Apple Car [The Onion]

Raahee98 - February 18, 2015 at 2:21pm
"To turn left, you must swipe to the left on the screen in front of you, which acts as steering wheel. In order to break, you hit a familiar button down at the bottom of the panel, which we (apple) call the Home Button. Press the button twice and the home button will take you home." These are not rumors. THEY ARE FACTS PEOPLE!
Ren - February 18, 2015 at 4:01pm
So what, just drive regularly then.
Paul1 - February 17, 2015 at 11:44pm
LOL!!! Love Onion news. They always crack me up!!!
Yourface - February 17, 2015 at 2:30pm
This post was so stupid and completely pointless, I never hated an article until I read this. Complete crap, those rumors are something an idiot would believe.
cmon - February 19, 2015 at 9:51am
C'mon people. its a satire site!!
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