The Onion, a parody news site, has announced some of the features of the rumored Apple Car.
After dominating sales of smartphones, tablets, and other electronics, Apple is reportedly secretly designing its first car, code-named Titan.
Here are some features of Apple’s rumored car: ● Windshield features four times as many pixels as reality ● Full vertical integration with Apple Gasoline ● Driver prompted to sign into iCloud before each gear shift ● Compatible with most major roads ● Recommends new driving speeds based on user’s past favorites ● Sleek, unobtrusive airbags
Hit the link below for the Onion's full set of Apple Car features...
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cmon - February 19, 2015 at 9:51am
C'mon people. its a satire site!!
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rahilxx98 - February 18, 2015 at 2:21pm
"To turn left, you must swipe to the left on the screen in front of you, which acts as steering wheel. In order to break, you hit a familiar button down at the bottom of the panel, which we (apple) call the Home Button. Press the button twice and the home button will take you home." These are not rumors. They are facts people!
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gamerscul9870 - February 18, 2015 at 4:01pm
So what, just drive regularly then.
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Frank - February 17, 2015 at 11:44pm
LOL!!! Love Onion news. They always crack me up!!!
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gamerscul9870 - February 17, 2015 at 11:16am
Until the actual product is released of course.
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Dommm - February 17, 2015 at 8:05am
You need to sign in to iCloud to change gear
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Dommm - February 17, 2015 at 8:07am
I get it now ?¿ and there's a cup holder
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lepaka - February 17, 2015 at 8:22am
login and recorfim your identity with 10 finger prints :)
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