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Apple to Fix Glitches in Maps by Rearranging Earth's Geography [Onion] [Video]

Apple to Fix Glitches in Maps by Rearranging Earth's Geography [Onion] [Video]

Posted December 5, 2012 at 6:44am by
The Onion is reporting that Apple has promised to fix glitches in its Maps app by rearranging the Earth's geography.

Apple is working hard to move streets, buildings, and natural features of the Earth itself to be consistent with their heavily criticized Maps software.


Take a look at the video below...


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Comments (4)
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Swag
Swag - December 5, 2012 at 11:45am
LOL! WE ALREADY HAVE A LONDON IN CANADA!!! YOU JUST BUILT AN APPLE STORE THERE!!!
Aik
Aik - December 5, 2012 at 11:23am
They should just stick to google and work with them to update their faulty creation
Kev
Kev - December 5, 2012 at 8:30am
Wouldnt put it passed them ... haha ... Apple do think they are the masters of the universe with unimaginable powers haha ...well as long as anything they do is in their own county,
Me
Me - December 5, 2012 at 7:18am
Yeah, don't waste your life replying to some ONION article.
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