"Blow the whistle on Tesla!"
"Don’t waste your money on that silly Apple Cloth, buy our whistle instead!"
Inspired by Cybertruck, the limited-edition Cyberwhistle is a premium collectible made from medical-grade stainless steel with a polished finish. The whistle includes an integrated attachment feature for added versatility.
The Apple Polish Cloth costs $19 and ships in 6-8 weeks. The Cyberwhistle is already sold out and appears to have already been removed from the company's online shop.