Steve Jobs Resurrects to Take Over the iPhone 5 Keynote [Video]

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Posted September 15, 2012 at 5:33pm by Shalom Levytam

Check out this hilarious animated video in which Steve Jobs resurrects to take over Tim Cook's iPhone 5 announcement.

The video was written by Andy Ochiltree and directed by Aaron Simpson.

Take a look below...

Lyrics:
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COOK: Before I introduce the iFhone 5, I'd just like to say . . .
COOK: Steve Jobs built this company.
COOK: He's the reason we're here today
COOK: and we see the effects of his legacy in everything we do.
COOK: But not anymore! (laughs) Now begins the era of COOK.
COOK: Apple's mine, you hear me? ALL MINE!
COOK: Huh?! Steve?! How the hell...
JOBS: WHAT? You thought if Tupac could come back from the dead STEVE JOBS couldn't figure it out?! PLEASE.

I'm back, bitches!
The man with the plan!
Mac Daddy, even as a hologram {He's back}
It's been awhile, but it's worth the wait
Cause I got the OS that makes ya salivate

Y'all been waitin', debatin' and speculatin' no patience
You peepin' mock-ups and chock-ups and mentally masterbatin'
I been in heaven, (angelic choir sound "Ahhhh")
Workin' on the specs
Choosin' the hotness I'm gonna drop on ya next

My designs so tasty they edible
Even Jesus Christ like
JESUS: Jesus! You're incredible!

COOK: But Steve, you don't handle design.

COOK: That's Jonathan Ive. It's a bald-faced lie!

No one likes you - so shut up, Cook!
Or I'll beat yo skinny ass with my new MacBook
I'm sick of your whinin' and stichin' always complainin' and bitchin'
Someone get this hack Cook out of my kitchen!

Now get ready for some monumental cash flows
Cause Cinco gonna blow your mind, fo sho!

CHORUS (x2):
iFhone 5!
I'm Mac Daddy - dead or alive!
So just buy, and don't ask why
You know you're gonna get an -
iFhone 5!

3Gizzle! That sh*t was a huge success
Then I sold a butt-load of the 3GizzleS
Number four, 'nother score, jaws hittin' the floor,
Y'all acted like you never seen a phone before

I was rich bitch, didn't give a f*ck
Swan divin' into gold like Scrooge Mcduck
San Francisco ridin' all up on my jock
Got more California Love than my boy Tupac {Changes}
But then the word hit the street -
My hardware was obsolete

CHORUS:
iFhone 5!
I'm Mac Daddy - dead or alive!
So just buy, and don't ask why
You know you're gonna get an -
iFhone 5!

And now, the real star of the show
The future of talk -- iFhone cincooooo!

FANBOY: "Bullsh**! It's the same phone as before!
JOBS: Not true! It's got a new power cord.

We switched the dock up arbitrarily,
So I hope you like buyin' new accessories.
See the new design- yeah it's out-of-control
We went nuts and switched it up from black to charcoal {Say what?}

Plus the screen's two millimeters taller
That's gotta be worth at least four hundred dollars

FANBOY: "You did all the cool stuff with iFhone 4!"

But ya still gonna buy it for the app store
Whatcha gonna do - buy the Galaxy?
You'll still line up for iFhone eighty-three!

Cause Apple got the sh*t y'all crave. {Y'all crave}
I teabag Bill Gates from beyond the grave!

COOK: Hallelujah Steve! You've shown me the light!
COOK: It's your Apple, and I'm just taking a bite

It's cool, Cook -- I got a turtleneck for you
Now let's tell these people what they need to do

CHORUS (x2):
iFhone 5!
I'm Mac Daddy - dead or alive!
So just buy, and don't ask why
You know you're gonna get an -
iFhone 5!
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OniOni - September 16, 2012 at 6:38am

He wasn't singing. He was rapping. It was not offensive. It was funny. I too expected so much more but I'll still buy. I will use more space for reading. That's great. Can you name something better?

Juta14x - September 16, 2012 at 1:57am

Tis iFhone vids is so Punny...lol

Tim - September 15, 2012 at 11:45pm

Lol if Mr. jobs was still with us, he'd fire some b1tchs for even suggesting this phone.

Jaime - September 15, 2012 at 7:29pm

Creative and hilarious way to express frustrations towards Iphone 4S, oops I mean 5. I will still get the 5 but I was really expecting more. The one thing I still can't believe is all the leaks when they said they would double down on security. My theory is that deep down they are not really happy with their own product and they leaked info to minimize the let down effect. Psychology 101.

Studz - September 15, 2012 at 8:49pm

Lol... I was expecting more and the new dock sucks....but I'm still gonna buy it.

Leggoman - September 15, 2012 at 7:07pm

Very funny, nice one mate. Glad you gave up your day job to do this. If more people could joke and make fun out of things may be we would not have so many wars and all the hate thats going about.

Steven Baird - September 15, 2012 at 5:54pm

Very funny!

Maysa - September 15, 2012 at 5:45pm

WOW, someone's got a lot of time on their hands, but that was really cool and funny though

b - September 15, 2012 at 5:40pm

somethimes i wonder how much spare time people got for bullshit.. if they would work 10% more instead of doing shit, our economy would be saved.

angel_92701 - September 15, 2012 at 6:47pm

exactly. right. we should be working instead of writing,and blogging. Take The example.People like the guys who made the video, they know what they are doing, and the get pay for. Funny Video tho.