We've had enough of trying to follow all the speculation around Apple's impending tablet how it'll work, its size, the name, the software and whether it will save magazines. We want answers, dammit! And we're willing to pay.
ValleyWag is willing to pay:
$10,000 for bona fide pictures.
$20,000 for video of one in action.
$50,000 for pictures or video of Steve Jobs holding one.
$100,000 to let us play with one for an hour.
Prize money will be given once Steve Jobs announces the tablet and the evidence is confirmed accurate.