New Apple CEO Tim Cook: 'I'm Thinking Printers' [Onion]
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no i deviceses R the best steve will miss u ...no one was like u will b like u

WoW ! Pure genius ! iPrint I can see it now. With high alloyed features less then a second to print a page and include retina display on every page XD

Yeah! They gonna use iInk and iPaper size iA4 and iLegal, and this is all for the iPrice of icant-fucking-believe-onion-had-the-nerve-to-say-this-was-a-freakin-press-release!!!! HP abandoned production of mobile devices, Apple wants printers, and tomorrow Google will announce that they gonna get into scanners because cellphones have not future at all [sarcasm alert]...

This post really had me for a second. but then all of a sudden I felt gullible.

hes gonna ruin apple with his printers other companies have a strong presence on the pritners market and apple doesnt need that just stick to what has made apple agreat company IPHONE AND MAC not printers

Did you even read the last two lines..? You're the idiot here, not Cook.. -.-

I don't know which is funnier... The article or the idiots commenting

LMFAO!!!! I know right?! Toooooo funny

the idiots commenting LOL - hehe love the Onion!

i feel like i am surrounded by morons.

this is retarded... why would someone post this article immediately following a letter written by Cook himself stating that "Nothing is going to change..." this is stupid! i give it a 0 out of 10 on the credibility scale.

Lol at anyone taking this even semi seriously!

Wtf for 4 years? What about postponing Cooks promotion. I have faith on steve he wont allow this BS.

Ohh nvm hahaha the onions just mocking apple saying it's the end of apple and it's innovation rofl

Are they serious?!,!, WTF I don't think anyone wants to buy "600" outdated apple printers this has to be a joke

I really pray the comments here are jokes. If not, yanks seriously have no grasp of the art of sarcasm! Jesus.........

wtf printers? who cares about stupid printers, we want the iphone 5. NOW.

lol at all the morons not getting the joke.

AS IF Steve will let this goes by! This rumor would be true if only Steve took back his resignation! A fool would do this step with Apple ... And Steve is not a playing to let this major company in the hands of a fool ... I have faith in Steve that it's going to be alright.

Sarcasm is hard to detect in typed word...but I get a genuine feeling that some of these comments believe this Onion story is actual NEWS and not satire. I really do hope I'm wrong, however...

WTF? Tim if you postpone anything apple is making i personally will find you give you an @$$ woupen of a life time :)

Apple is going down hill with this guy, printers they do it on the side, shouldn't be there main focus. This guys is going to kill Apple.

Maybe he could screw HP even Further by iprint device!

Yea... because Onion is such a reliable source... [enter sarcasm here]. Pure BS... postponing iPhone 5 for 4 years!? Why would a company postpone a product that sells so well each year for 4 years? Seriously iClariried, i love you guys but you guys do post some BS once in a while.

OMG, are u stupid. DO YOU KNOW WHAT SATIRE IS. This is comedy. It's a joke! iClarified even says this is humor and satire in the freaking article.

That's 2 much for apple in so little time they should space it out. Stuff Cook!!!